What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 29, 2014
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
highlight of my day
Biologists are jerks.
Our sense of humor is infectious.
This needs to go viral.
THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME
the world is not yet ready for you, young one
Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.
*intensely doesnt care*
my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that