egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean

like it’s their own personal living space

if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in there calm down martha stuart

(Source: jaclcfrost)

sodamnrelatable:

LIKE NAP TIME,

90’S CARTOONS,

AND BASIC MATH.

 

(Source: thetalesofneverland)

teenfully:

Everybody who reblogs this, I will scroll through your blog and leave you a message about how I predict your life is. What kind of person you seem like, you’re hobbies, stuff like that. I will say nice little compliments too. (this was not my idea, this just seems really cool) 

wakeamy1995:

iwantmyhonorback:

dorkstriding:

YO MOMMA SO HOT SHE burned on the ceiling of your room

omg u did not