When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see
Muggleborns naming their familiars things like “Tardis” and “Obi-Wan” and snickering when Purebloods ask them how they came up with those names like,
"Legolas? You just fucking made that up, didn’t you?"
"Nah, it’s from a movie."
do you ever have to backspace a reply because
our friendship level is not ready for that
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
I have never related so much to something.
Muggleborns showing pure blood wizards the internet. Making them play the scary maze game and recording their reactions. The pure bloods discover memes and funny cat pictures. All pure bloods at hogwarts fall into a horrible 12 year old phase simultaneously
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
"The shitstain’s fine, crank it Stark."
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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