Teacher: So Lauren, what will be your response if God says "Why should I let you in?" when you get to heaven?
Lauren: I would say, "Based on me, You shouldn't let me"
Teacher: Oh really?
Lauren: Yeah, but luckily God see's me through Jesus's sacrifice so that I can live in heaven forever.
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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
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Your Love is a Song - Switchfoot
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